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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:02

Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Voluptatibus nesciunt enim provident in.
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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They put up a sign reading
No go.
Nuts and Butts
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Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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share office space ...
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Still no good